mementomoriiv:
“Naoko Ito
” mementomoriiv:
“Naoko Ito
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libraryogre:

Every year you do not get a cost of living increase, your boss has cut your wages.

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libraryogre:

brunhiddensmusings:

kamikaze-kumquat:

papa-mint:

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Working until you are too old to truly enjoy life should not be a goal we are okay with.

squeezing the blood of 90% of the population so the 1% can have a scrooge mac duck money bin isnt a sign of a developed economy, its a hallmark of french nobility about to be lined up for the ultimate haircut

Currently, I think the French Reign of Terror qualifies as a good idea.

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sinothetimes:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it’s just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.

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iamthelowercase:

ebonykain:

alienpapacy:

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

So for people who don’t know, Seattle Aquarium has a breeding program to try and help save the endangered Pacific Giant Octopus.

They take wild octos every year and put them in a conjoined tank that is separated only by a plexi glass wall full of holes big enough for them to put arms through but small enough that their beaks can’t fit through. Each octopus is given food, healthcare, and enrichment, and the opportunity to get to know each other.

As Valentine’s Day approaches the marine biologists that specialize in octos make assessments of their interactions and judge if the two are compatible for mating or if they are still aggressive toward each other.

If the octopuses have been witnessed being friendly and seem interested, the gate is lifted and they have their day of romance.

But octopuses engage in cannibalism in the wild and any smaller octopus is wary of getting eastern by a larger one… So yeah, if they haven’t been friendly the possibility of cannibalism is very high. And as a program designed to help save the species they aren’t going to risk it. So the octopuses are released (not together) back into the wild and the Aquarium sets about finding a new pair to play match-maker with.

As someone who walked by this aquarium to work for almost a decade, I can attest to how huge a Thing this is around here. We’re always sad when the octopus sex show gets cancelled.

Thank you for the explanation of the conservation program.

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lusec:

I will never stop thinking about this video

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orochimarufacts:

Sorry for making a bong out of your husbands penis and testicles. Do you wanna get high though

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warmfuzzyphoto:

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POV you’re a twenty year old Norwegian student in the 70s getting drunk with your friends most nights of the week